Kermit the Frog: Muppet Announces Split With Partner Miss Piggy Tuesday

The frog said the decision to terminate the relationship came after “thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling.” Both Muppets will appear on “The Muppets” TV show this fall.

Quote from Kermit the Frog:

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”